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Since thongs are also known as butt floss

Does that mean they prevent anal cavities?

I was in Warwick (also known as Shakespeares county)

I went into a little boutique bookshop and asked for a book on Shakespeare

The sales assistant smugly asked "which one"

I looked at her and said "William obviously "

One of my friends told me that Oslo is also known as the Tiger City

And I was like “woah Norway”

What is the number 25.80697580113 also known as?

The root of all evil.

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Why is a prostitute also known as a submarine?

Because she is full of semen

There are 6.02x10^23 guacas in a guacamole,

Which is also known as avocado’s number

Here we see the majestic Woodchuck, also known as a Groundhog which begs the question

How much ground would a ground hog hog if a ground hog could hog ground?

A few days ago, a team of 200 scientists released the first ever image of a cosmic body with a mass 7 billion times that of the sun's, also known as

yo mama lmao

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith agre...

There are 50 states of chaos...

Also known as the USA

Why are fire trucks red???

Because they have 8 wheels....
They hold 4 passengers...
8+4=12...
There are 12 inches in a foot...
A foot is also known as a ruler...
Queen Elizabeth was a ruler...
Queen Elizabeth was also the name of a ship...
That ship sailed the seas...
In the seas there are fish...
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There was once the case of a licensed physician who was known for his harsh attitude on the job but he became markedly softer off of it.

It was also known as the curious case of Dr. Heckle and Mr. Chide.

The African Economy

Also known as, the black market.

Formal chicken.

Also known as penguin.

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A man wanted to start a farm one day.

He heard about a man a few miles away that was selling his animals and decided it was the perfect opportunity to start his farming dream. So he drove over to the man, and they started strolling along the pens so he could pick what he wanted. They passed by a rooster and the man asked, "What is that ...

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The Shit List (from the office fax machine 30 or so years ago)

**THE SHIT LIST**

GHOST SHIT:

You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but there is no shit in the toilet.

TEFLON COATED SHIT:

Comes out so slick, clean & easy you didn't even feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper. You have to look in the toile...

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