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Today I found out that Bill Nye is just a stage name.

His real name is William New Year’s Eve.

What would be Einstein's stage name if he were a rapper?

MC Square

What’s Darth Vader’s stage name when he plays his electric piano?

The synth lord

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What's the best stage name for a stripper with no teeth?

Crystal Meth

What did the skeleton choose for his stage name?

"Pelvis".

What was Bruce Lee’s stage name when he worked as a pantomime?

Quiet Lee.

Why are rappers so enthusiastic about their stage names?

I guess they’re a lil’ something to be proud of.

I saw a magician who could make anything weigh exactly 28.3 grams.

His stage name is "The Wizard of Oz."

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I went to a strip club.

Got a lap dance from a stripper named Cinderella. At first I thought it was a strange stage name, but it checks all the boxes. Dad wasn't around, stepmom treated her like shit and she wears see through shoes.

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Did you hear about the magician who was accused of sexual harassment?

His stage name was David Coppafeel

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I got it all figured out. I will be a male stripper in Antarctica

My stage name? South Pole.

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