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Stage Name Jokes

I just found out that Miles Teller, the actor in Top Gun,uses a stage name.

His original name was Odometer.

Today I found out that Bill Nye is just a stage name.

His real name is William New Year’s Eve.

What would be Einstein's stage name if he were a rapper?

MC Square

What did the skeleton choose for his stage name?

"Pelvis".

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What's the best stage name for a stripper with no teeth?

Crystal Meth

What’s Darth Vader’s stage name when he plays his electric piano?

The synth lord

What was Bruce Lee’s stage name when he worked as a pantomime?

Quiet Lee.

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If I was a rapper, my stage name would be Cold Brock Lee...

Then when people heard my shitty songs they'd say despairingly "Not Cold Brock Lee!"

My friend wants to be a famous jazz musician on his brass instrument but he never practices.

I told him his stage name could be “Rusty Trombone.”

I'm applying for a job in the circus as a lion tamer

My stage name is Claude Balzac.

Mathematician turned rapper.

One day a math teacher decided that she wanted to follow her dreams of being a rapper, but she needed a stage name.

After a bit of thinking she finally settles on the name “Absolute Value”.

Why absolute value? Because she’s got the bars!

I saw a magician who could make anything weigh exactly 28.3 grams.

His stage name is "The Wizard of Oz."

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Did you hear about the magician who was accused of sexual harassment?

His stage name was David Coppafeel

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I got it all figured out. I will be a male stripper in Antarctica

My stage name? South Pole.

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