What would be Einstein's stage name if he were a rapper?

MC Square

What’s Darth Vader’s stage name when he plays his electric piano?

The synth lord

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What's the best stage name for a stripper with no teeth?

Crystal Meth

What did the skeleton choose for his stage name?

"Pelvis".

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This is a traditional Scottish joke. I heard it from my dad, he heard it from his dad, and he had it shouted at him by a guy called Johnny Glue-bag

There was once a Russian wrestler with the stage name Ivan the Terrible. His name was well earned for every man who stepped into the ring with him would be killed. He had two infamous moves: the half pretzel which would cripple you for life and the full pretzel which would break your neck and kill y...

I saw a magician who could make anything weigh exactly 28.3 grams.

His stage name is "The Wizard of Oz."

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Did you hear about the magician who was accused of sexual harassment?

His stage name was David Coppafeel

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I got it all figured out. I will be a male stripper in Antarctica

My stage name? South Pole.

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