Multiplication Jokes - 12 Hilarious Multiplication Jokes

Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?

Student: You told me not to use tables.

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Sex is about division, not multiplication

So a long-married 60yo couple get a divorce and revenge remarry 20 year olds.

They bump into each other a year later. After an awkward exchange, the wife says.
'Well, at least I am better off than you.'.
'What do you mean', the ex hubby asked? ' I married a smoking hot 20yo and the sex ...

Growing up we didn't have a lot of money. I had to use a hand-me-down calculator with no multiplication symbol on it.

Times were tough

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What do you get when multiplication, division, addition, and subtraction don't shower for a month?

The Odor of Operations

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A plus sign, a multiplication sign , and a minus sign walk into a bar.

The bartender serves the multiplication sign first, then he serves the plus sign, and the minus sign from left to right and a bunch of people from Facebook don't know why.

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I am bad at math, I often mix up multiplication and division.

Though I am great at biology, cause they’re the same damn thing!

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Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.

Multiplication in biology means reproduction, which is microscopically accomplished by cell division.

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Why do cellular biologists never agree with mathematicians?

For them, division and multiplication are the same thing.

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I bought a 12ft tall multiplication symbol and just realised I can also use it as an addition symbol too.

That's a big plus.

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A blond is starting in 2nd grade

On the first day she comes home to her mother and eagerly yells: "Mom! Mom! Today we had English and I knew more words and could spell better than any other kid! Is it because I am a blonde?"
"No, honey", said the mother, "It is simply because you are smarter and more knowledgeable than the ot...

What kind of math was Jesus the best at?

Cross multiplication

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A husband comes home one day and tells his wife he found Aladdin's lamp...

Wife: Oh my god, you're SO LUCKY! What did you wish for darling?

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times.

Wife: Awww, you're so sweet baby! And did it work?

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.

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