Why did Blackbeard draw multiplication signs on his underwear?

Because X marks the spot of the pirate’s booty.

Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?

Student: You told me not to use tables.

Addition, subtraction and multiplication might be difficult for Americans.

But goddamn are they good at dividing.

What do you get when multiplication, division, addition, and subtraction don't shower for a month?

The Odor of Operations

If you sneeze on a calculator when you're doing a multiplication equation inside of your house, do you now have a Gross Domestic Product?

*sorry I know I tried way too hard with this lol*

I bought a 12ft tall multiplication symbol and just realised I can also use it as an addition symbol too.

That's a big plus.

A plus sign, a multiplication sign , and a minus sign walk into a bar.

The bartender serves the multiplication sign first, then he serves the plus sign, and the minus sign from left to right and a bunch of people from Facebook don't know why.

A husband comes home one day and tells his wife he found Aladdin's lamp...

Wife: Oh my god, you're SO LUCKY! What did you wish for darling?

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times.

Wife: Awww, you're so sweet baby! And did it work?

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.

I am bad at math, I often mix up multiplication and division.

Though I am great at biology, cause they’re the same damn thing!

Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.

Multiplication in biology means reproduction, which is microscopically accomplished by cell division.

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