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Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?

Student: You told me not to use tables.

Growing up we didn't have a lot of money. I had to use a hand-me-down calculator with no multiplication symbol on it.

Times were tough

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Sex is about division, not multiplication

So a long-married 60yo couple get a divorce and revenge remarry 20 year olds.

They bump into each other a year later. After an awkward exchange, the wife says.
'Well, at least I am better off than you.'.
'What do you mean', the ex hubby asked? ' I married a smoking hot 20yo and the sex ...

What do you get when multiplication, division, addition, and subtraction don't shower for a month?

The Odor of Operations

Addition, subtraction and multiplication might be difficult for Americans.

But goddamn are they good at dividing.

A plus sign, a multiplication sign , and a minus sign walk into a bar.

The bartender serves the multiplication sign first, then he serves the plus sign, and the minus sign from left to right and a bunch of people from Facebook don't know why.

Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.

Multiplication in biology means reproduction, which is microscopically accomplished by cell division.

What type of math are rabbits the best at?

Multiplication.

I bought a 12ft tall multiplication symbol and just realised I can also use it as an addition symbol too.

That's a big plus.

I am bad at math, I often mix up multiplication and division.

Though I am great at biology, cause they’re the same damn thing!

Why do cellular biologists never agree with mathematicians?

For them, division and multiplication are the same thing.

A husband comes home one day and tells his wife he found Aladdin's lamp...

Wife: Oh my god, you're SO LUCKY! What did you wish for darling?

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times.

Wife: Awww, you're so sweet baby! And did it work?

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.

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