It was on this day in 1978 that cult leader Jim Jones carried out a mass murder/suicide of over 900 of his followers in Jonestown, Guyana. Horrifying. There's a joke about it but it's wildly innappriopriate.

And anyway, the punchline's too long.

Must be horrifying to have a shower when you're a magician

You never know if your bathroom is still going to be there when you pull back the shower curtain.

Jesus loves you.

A wonderful thing to hear in a church

A horrifying thing to hear in a Mexican prison.

Apparently 25% of women are on some form of medication for mental illness. 25%! That's horrifying.

It means 75% of them are running around untreated!

A flock of crows flew beak-first into window at horrifying speeds.

Experts suggest it was a murder suicide.

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Two old men are sitting around telling stories...

“Did I ever tell you about my run-in with a grizzly bear?”

“If you did, I don’t remember”

“Well, I was walking along this trail when out of nowhere a grizzly bear jumped out at me! RAWRRRRRRR!”

“Oh my god! What happened?”

“I crapped my pants”

“Well, that’s understa...

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What’s more horrifying than finding a stack of dad’s playboys in the basement?

Realising one of them’s still breathing.

A few minutes before the church service started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy was i...

I had this horrible nightmare last night!

It was just horrifying, I was on a boat in a lake, when suddenly my boat tipped over! As I fell into the lake I realized it was orange, orange crush infact! Tasted delicious, but after a minute I started sinking, I was going to drown in a lake of orange crush!

That's when I woke up and realiz...

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