The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper.
The question directed: 'Give four advantages of breast milk.' What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:
1...
The advantages of easy origami
- are two-fold
People say there are no advantages to being ugly
But conveniently, my portraits just hang themselves.
Having Alzheimer also carries some advantages...
First of all, you get to know someone new every time you look in the mirror. Secondly, you can always enjoy an old joke as if you heard it for the first time. And finally, you get to know someone new every time you look in the mirror.
I’m writing a book about the advantages and disadvantages of being both an author and a scammer.
It’s called Prose and Cons
I've heard that imperial system has a lot of advantages.
As a European, I only see fl oz.
Hear the one about the bald guy getting bumped to business class after passengers made fun of him?
Talk about the advantages of a reseating airline.
One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was livid. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"
The student then recited, "Okay, I'd tell him, 'I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, calim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut...
I went to the gun store.
The store owner told me about all the advantages that a pistol has over a shotgun.
Just then, another customer came in. Leaving me to make my decision, the store owner walked over. But this time, he told him about all the advantages that a shotgun has over a pistol.
Unfortunately for t...
The Biology Exam.
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk'.
The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
However, he wrote:
1) I...
Mikhail Kalashnikov visits the United States (based on true story)
For the first time, the legendary father of the AK-47 visits the United States. On his first day there he goes to a shooting range and meets up with Eugene Stoner, the father of America's M16. They discuss the advantages and disadvantages of each of their creations to which Eugene Says:
"My ...
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