People often overlook one of the greatest military advantages that Hannibal had when crossing the Alps...
The elephant of supplies.
Having a parent who was a hairdresser had some advantages...
Getting my hair dyed at home was a personal highlight.
The three advantages of dementia:
1. You can laugh about the same jokes again and again. 2. You meet new people every day. 3. You can laugh about the same jokes again and again.
The advantages of breast milk
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper.
The question directed: 'Give four advantages of breast milk.' What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:
The advantages of easy origami
- are two-fold
People say there are no advantages to being ugly
But conveniently, my portraits just hang themselves.
I’m writing a book about the advantages and disadvantages of being both an author and a scammer.
It’s called Prose and Cons
What are the advantages of living in Switzerland?
Well, the flag is a big plus......
Having Alzheimer also carries some advantages...
First of all, you get to know someone new every time you look in the mirror. Secondly, you can always enjoy an old joke as if you heard it for the first time. And finally, you get to know someone new every time you look in the mirror.
Mikhail Kalashnikov visits the United States (based on true story)
For the first time, the legendary father of the AK-47 visits the United States. On his first day there he goes to a shooting range and meets up with Eugene Stoner, the father of America's M16. They discuss the advantages and disadvantages of each of their creations to which Eugene Says:
I've heard that imperial system has a lot of advantages.
As a European, I only see fl oz.
One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was livid. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!"
The student then recited, "Okay, I'd tell him, 'I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, calim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut...
Hear the one about the bald guy getting bumped to business class after passengers made fun of him?
Talk about the advantages of a reseating airline.