Dominance Jokes

The american, to assert dominance, out of nowhere says, "My country created the best space rocket, that got us to the moon first. That makes me better than you."

The german exclaims, "Ja, I clean my ass with your rockets." And he follows, "My country created tanks, an unbeatable force in bat... read more

I had a meeting the other day at work and we were waiting for a few others to show up. I told him a few things I had been doing and he told me that him and his family are goat herders on the side from their actual jobs. Have been for generations.

The goats provide milk and meat, they can sel... read more

He demands a drink. The bartender tells him “We don’t serve lions, I'm sorry.” The lion, becoming angry, demands again that he be served. The bartender more forcefully refuses service. The lion, very angry now, says, “If you don’t serve me, I’m going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.” ... read more

A black piece of tarmac walks into a bar, he's exhausted after a hard day's graft on the road.

The black piece of tarmac is huge in stature, built like a brick shithouse.. only tarmac.

It's a new bar and as he throws the door open the room falls silent and the ten foot tall monolith ca... read more