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Positivity Jokes

The "Body Positivity" movement...

Is the only movement that does no movement.

When I was growing up, we didn't have all this body positivity nonsense.

We were ashamed of our bodies, the way God intended.

They say there’s power in positivity...

...my grandmother’s covid test results say otherwise

Time to spread positivity!

Edit: Later today I was arrested and detained at the HIV clinic.

I'm really trying to spread positivity

But once I test positive I'm told not to spread it

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My therapist told me that it's important to spread positivity.

Which has saved me a bunch of money on condoms.

Tom Cruise is filming a new romantic-action movie in support of body positivity. Both him and the lead actress gained 300lbs for the role.

The movie is called: Missionary Impossible.

I decided to do some good and spread some positivity...

The HIV clinic didn’t take well to it.

Today I decided to give up most of the internet and turned to Reddit for some positivity.

That’s it. That’s the joke.

[But legit Reddit is more positive than most of the rest of the internet. Despite our worst intentions.]

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