Unfortunately men are still getting infected even when they abide by social distancing
That's because six feet to them is in reality 5'8"
A hunting joke ( read full it's totally worth it)
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a...
A priest and a nun are playing miniature golf.
The priest lines up a ten-footer, hits the ball, and it swerves right of the hole. He yells, “Dammit, I missed!
”The nun recoils in shock. “Father, language!”
“I’m sorry, Sister Margaret, please forgive my cursing.”
They get to the second hole. The priest is only 3 feet away fro...
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In the beginning there was a Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without substance.
And darkness was on the face of the workers.
And they spoke among themselves, saying, "It is a crock of shit and it stinks."...
The Husband Store
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they must abide by the following instructions:
“You may visit this store only once. There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There ...
A married woman is walking through a desert cave one day when she comes across a magical genie lamp
She rubs the lamp, and a genie comes out. "Thank you for getting me out of that cursed lamp! I... I was so crowded in there. Listen, to make it up to you, I'll give you three wishes".
The woman is overjoyed. She jumps up and down excitedly, but then the genie speaks again.