Writer's Block Jokes - 5 Hilarious Writer's Block Jokes

You know, there was this IQ test designer suffering from the worst writer's block

He'd make decent progress, working out patterns like 'circle-3, triangle-2...' but no matter what, he always found himself going back to 'square-1'.

What do you call it when someone's working on an erotic novel and gets writer's block?

Textual frustration.

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Charles Dickens had writer's block…

He had a contract due for a new novel, but he hadn't even thought of a title yet. He went into the local pub and asked the barman for a Martini.

"Olive, or twist?"

I'm having a really tough time coming up with new phrases to put onto custom cutting boards...

I guess I have writer's block.

What do you call a neighbourhood full of idle novelists?

Writer's block.

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