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How about instead of law and order there’s a show called law and hors d’oeuvres

and Ice-T says “we found deviled eggs and jalapeno poppers in the victim’s anal cavity”

What do you call someone that prepares hors d'oeuvres?

An app developer

What do you call a table of Middle Eastern hor d'oeuvres?

Allahu Snackbar

Rabbit walks into a clothing store ..

Rabbit walks into a clothing store.  Clerk says to the rabbit 'may I help you, sir?'

Rabbit says 'yes, I'd like a tossed salad with croutons, ranch dressing on the side.'

Clerk looks bewildered and responds 'uhhh, we don't have salads here.'

Rabbit says 'oh really?  Then make...

Why did the ex-military chef fire his waitstaff?

They weren’t good at taking hors d'oeuvres.

What does the god Set eat with his salad?

Horus d’oeuvres.

What does the President call his favorite snacks?

Executive hors d’oeuvres

What do clocks eat?

Mostly hour-d'oeuvres, in minute amounts, but they usually take seconds

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Newlywed husband wants to go to bar

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies .

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So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wi...

There should be a show where cops sit around a restaurant table order appetizers and tell cop stories.

The could call it "Law and hors d'oeuvres"

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