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It's incredible how many French words are now used in the English language

There's 'Hors D'oeuvres' for starters.

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What do you call having a prostitute before dinner?

A hors d’oeuvre.

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How about instead of law and order there’s a show called law and hors d’oeuvres

and Ice-T says “we found deviled eggs and jalapeno poppers in the victim’s anal cavity”

What do you call someone that prepares hors d'oeuvres?

An app developer

What do you call a table of Middle Eastern hor d'oeuvres?

Allahu Snackbar

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Newlywed husband wants to go to bar

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies .

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So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wi...

Why did the ex-military chef fire his waitstaff?

They weren’t good at taking hors d'oeuvres.

What does the god Set eat with his salad?

Horus d’oeuvres.

What does the President call his favorite snacks?

Executive hors d’oeuvres

What do clocks eat?

Mostly hour-d'oeuvres, in minute amounts, but they usually take seconds

There should be a show where cops sit around a restaurant table order appetizers and tell cop stories.

The could call it "Law and hors d'oeuvres"

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