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Winos Jokes

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Two old winos were talking about the days when they pass...

1st wino says, "If I go first...will you pour some wine over my grave every day?"

2nd wino says, "Sure, you bet! But do you mind if I pass it through my kidneys first??"

One downside of teleworking is having to start work early . . .

. . . just to clean up the mess and the empty bottles left last night, by winos partying at my workstation.

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