A young man gets a job at the local grocery store.
His job is to bag the customers' groceries at checkout. It's mindless work, but he does not complain and performs his job well.
After working in the store for a couple of months, the store's produce section gets a juicing machine. Customers bring their selections of fruits and vegetables ...
I gave up on fitness and angrily buried my juicer. I was livid when my friend dug it up again and told me to man up.
Did you just exhume my blender?
"I just got a fruit juicer because they say juicing adds years to your life...
...What they don't tell you is the years you add juicing, you lose cleaning you juicer."
-Kyle Dunnigan-
Orange and apple walk into a bar
Okay, so there's this orange and an apple and they walk into a fruit bar.
Well, they don't exactly *walk*, they more or less *roll*. Anyway, the apple says to the bartender, who is actually a banana, "What does one have to do to get a …."
Ah....wait. I think I messed it up.
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When I was a teenager…
…I worked as a bag boy in a southern supermarket (Publix). As one of the busiest stores, we were chosen to test making fresh squeezed juice in the store at customers’ request. As a social person, this sounded like a pretty cool job so I asked my manager if I could get some shifts on the juice machin...
Did you hear about the guy that worked for Hostess bakery and tried unsuccessfully to get a job at Tropicana?
Everyone knows that bakers can't be juicers.
Why wasn't the food lion bag boy allowed to work at the juice bar?
Because baggers cant be juicers.
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket.
One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice.
Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied.
Said the store manager, "Sorry, kid, but baggers can't be juicers."
I once hired a beggar for my business
I once owned a little cafe. This beggar always stands in front of my door. Out of the goodness of my heart, I hired him. I taught him how to use the power juicer. He could never get it right. And that's when it hit me. Beggars can't be juicers.
Back when I was in high school, I worked at a grocery store as a stockboy.
One of the "long time fixtures" there was a homeless guy who would sit outside and ask for change. He was there every day, from opening of the store until closing, without fail.
Several months after I started, the owner decided to go in a new direction with the store and wanted to increase wo...
A grad student is working with his lab partner on a science project for his robot acoustics research
When the student says to his lab partner, “There seems to be something missing from our robot that is keeping the voice audio from converting into an electrical signal”.
The lab partner, in an effort to help his friend, heads down the street to the computer shop to see if he can figure out w...
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