French Wine Jokes - 6 Hilarious French Wine Jokes

What’s the difference between a French wine and a Brazilian wine?

Not much but the Brazilian has better legs.

When you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name

George is a house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water for cover up. His boss became suspicious and decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if water added).

As usual, George drank the pasties and topped it up with water. Unfortunately for him, the pasties c...

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill.

BONUS: How do you make French Wine?

Invade.

A Jew, an Italian and a Frenchman last meal

Three men, a Frenchman, an Italian, and a Jew, were condemned to be executed.
Their captors told them that they had the right to have a final meal before the execution. They asked the Frenchman what he wanted. “Give me some good French wine and French bread,” he requested. So they gave it to him,...

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Longish literary-ish joke translated from Russian

Russia in the 1930s. Winter. Poverty. Famine. It's freezing cold. A poorly dressed kid is running across a courtyard with an armful of deadwood, followed by an angry caretaker.

The kid is running and thinking to himself:
>I gotta put an end to this. After all, I come from a nice family,...

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There were these three guys in a bar

A Frenchman, An Italian, and a guy from Alabama were sitting at a bar. The Frenchman says
"When I make love to my wife, I drink a little of the finest French wine, and then I kiss her slowly on the breasts before lifting her onto the bed, whereupon I make the sweetest love to her while whispering...

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