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Sparkling Wine Jokes

As a vintner was moving a cask of sparkling wine,

he rolled his foot and injured his ankle. The pain was severe, so he decided to visit his orthopedist. The doctor examined his foot and ankle, took x-rays, and ran MRI scans.

"Sir, I can't find anything wrong with you. You can move your foot and ankle normally, and there's nothing showing up ...

A soldier I know really likes stealing sparkling wine.

He keeps telling me to take cava.

I knocked a guy over with a bottle of sparkling wine.

It required some Brut force.

Christmas Joke

We were all having sparkling wine on Christmas day when my friend said it had given him a headache so he was going to leave. Turns out he was fine and had just wanted to leave early. It was a sham pain.

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A Frenchman, a Scotsman and a German...

... are at a public swimming pool.

This place has just opened a very special 10 meter high diving tower: for a fee of just $20, a patented device automatically fills the pool with the liquid you desire.

The Frenchman is excited. He pays, climbs up the ladder, shouts "Champagne" and the...

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