Bordeaux Jokes

A saboteur uprooted the vines, and poisoned the soil with salt.

The Police Nationale believe it is a Terroir-ist act.

Water Bordeauxed

He’s a Bordeaux Collie



And yes, he paws it himself...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of red wine. The bartender's therapy dog leaps to his feet, races across the room, runs down the stairs to the wine cellar and within moments returns with a lovely bottle of cabernet savignon in his jaws which he drops gently at the bartender's feet. "Wow, t... read more

One such example occurred in the 11th century, with the three belligerents being the French, the English (Anglos) and the Vikings. The rivalry between each group was quite intense, and unlike other situations, the two weaker groups at the time did not join together to fight the strongest. Instead, t... read more