I asked the terminator why he didn’t upgrade to Windows 10

He said I still love vista baby

Why do banks have drive thru windows?

So the cars can meet their real owners.

How am I the same as windows XP?

Cause I’m always crashing at your mom’s house.

During an earthquake drill, a teacher mentions the age of the school and how the windows might move a bit.

A kid then says, “well that would be a weird flex but ok”

Why do all doctors use Windows computers?

Because an apple keeps them away.

PASSWORD PROBLEMS ( LONG ONE )

Windows : Please enter your new password.

User : cabbage

Windows : Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

User : boiled cabbage

Windows : Sorry, the password must contain at least 1 numerical character.

User : 1 boiled cabbage

Windows : Sorry, t...

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My penis is just like Windows

microsoft

A politician dies...

And ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name.

"So, you're a politician..." "Well, yes, is that a problem?" "Oh no, no problem. But we've recently adopted a new system for people in your line of work, and ...

Imagine that you're stuck in a locked room with no windows, no key, no tools, not even a door. How do you get out?

Stop imagining it.

Johnny, a boy who was only a head, sat in the window.

As he sat on the windowsill he watched the other children play and thought "I wish I had a body so I could sit outside with the children while they play..."

For whatever reason, suddenly Johnny got his wish and had a body. His mother placed him outside with the children and he sat and watche...

You're locked in a room with no doors and no windows, just a table and a mirror. How do you escape?

You look in the mirror. See what you saw. Use the saw to cut the table in half. Two halves make a whole. Climb out the hole.

How do penguins open windows?

They drink wine

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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Person A : "Windows 8 can suck my dick" Person B : "I can't believe how far technology has come today"

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I don't want to sound like I'm showing off or something, but people put bricks through my windows...

...just so they can hear me practicing my saxophone louder.

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Call me shallow, but a child left in the car in the summer with the windows up...

is so fucking hot!

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