The Baker

I know a guy who's a baker in the army. He goes into battle all buns glazing.


Sorry sorry. Bad one.

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

"Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

Have you heard of the robbery at the donut store?

I heard that the robbers left with buns glazing

Did you hear about the baker who robbed a bank?

He just burst in there, buns glazing!

Did you hear about the police seige at the donut factory robbery?

The bad guys came out with all buns glazing.

My Grandad, who died in the war, could only be a chef due to his dyslexia.

He went out all buns glazing.

My great grandad was a baker in the army during WW1

Apparently he went in all buns glazing

The Bakery Boys robbed a stagecoach yesterday.

They came in buns glazing.

Did you hear the one about the baker who dominated the pastry competition through determination and superior sugar content?

He went in all buns glazing.

2 Original depressed baker jokes

Did you hear about the depressed baker who threw himself into his own oven?
Colleagues said it was a final act of self-loafing.

Did you hear about the depressed baker who went on a killing spree?
Witnesses said he came out all buns glazing.

The arrogant baker declared 'You'll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window'

The customer agreed 'It must be the double glazing'

Did you hear about the baker that died fighting to save his business?

They say he went out "buns-a-glazing"

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing.




I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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