So i ordered glass shards on amazon and i got a glass pane

i was shattered

Some punk kids threw a baseball through the lower half of my window, and then jumped through an entire other window to get it!

Let me tell you, it was a pane and a half to replace.

Windows feel pane too.

Window lives matter!

I submitted a glass pane in for a competition.

I'm hoping I can window.

I hate when revolving doors move too fast

It's a pane in the ass

I fell through a window once...

It was quite the pane-ful experience

[long] My company is locked down and I am required to work from home

I'm used to working in an open office space so this is a huge change for me. In order to make the transition as easy as possible, I have prepared my home office so remind me of work.

* I've purchased a piece of Limburger cheese and placed it on a plate in the middle of the room to remind me o...

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Did you hear about the guy who got a window shoved up his butt?

It was a huge pane in the ass.

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Never try to shove a piece of a window up your ass.

Its a real pane

I saw a fly fly into a window today

All it felt was pane

Why is a broken window so frustrating?

Because it’s a pane to replace.

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My donkey swallowed a sheet of glass yesterday

It was a pane in the ass to get out of him

My pet viper swallowed a sheet of window glass causing the snake severe physical discomfort.

It was a real pane in the asp.

What do window washers, who are high on really good weed, deal with every day?

Chronic pane

A Good Man

A good man spends his life doing good deeds. One day he was flying back from Africa when his pane crashes near an uncharted island. He survives but is captured by cannibals.

The cannibals are prepping to cook him when he warns them.

"If you eat me, you guys are gonna feel sick and th...

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Three Chinese Tortures

One day, a man was lost walking through a dense forest. When it was getting dark he came across a secluded cabin in a clearing on top of a hill. He knocked on the door, and an ancient looking Chinese man answered the door.
“Please sir”, the man plead. “It is getting dark, and I’m lost. Could you ...

Why are windows the saddest part of a house?

Because they are always surrounded by pane

There’s nothing worse than a broken window

It’s always a pane to fix

No one wants to carry large windows around

It's a pane in the glass

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Why did Jaques hate Francois' food fetish?

It was a pane in the ass.

It took over a month to install our floor-to-ceiling windows.

It was a big pane.

My friend got hit with a window installment falling on his lower back the other day

Said it was a huge pane in the ass

What happened to the man who walked into a window?

He was in pane

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Three nuns are remodeling their church...

New window panes, interior paint, new pews, the works. When it comes time to paint, they decide they don't want to get any paint on their habits, so they take off their clothes. They're painting half-nude and suddenly they hear a knock on the door. Flustered, Sister Elizabeth asks, "Who is it?"
...

What happens when a glassblower touches the glass while it’s still hot?

They feel pane.

What kinds of windows does 2 chains own?

TWO PANES.

I smashed a sheet of glass on the floor and I can't find the last piece....

It's a bit of a pane.

Interesting Title Here

Pun time!!

Q: What do you call dental x-rays? A: Tooth pics.

Q: What do you call a group of babies? A: An infantry.

Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? A: He pasta away.

Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose.

Q: What do yo...

An infallible way of curing a headache...

Put your head through a window and the pane will disappear.

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It took me an hour to remove a shard of glass from my donkey after it kicked in a window.

It was a pane in the ass.

I walked into my glass door today

Oh the pane...

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The other day, I got thrown through a window with no glass.

It was pane-less.

If a man crashes through a window and severely injures himself...

...Would you say that he's in *pane*?

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When people use the wrong homonyms it irritates me

I know the pane, I've been their before.

I hit my head really hard on a glass window yesterday

It hurt me pretty bad, Maybe that's why they call it window pane

New Windows

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had
been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo,.........

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I asked my friend about their new glass dildo

Apparently it's a pane in the ass

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You don't want to fall ass first into a window

It would be a pane in the ass

Why did everyone hate the window?

He was a pane in the glass!

Credit: 12 year old me

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One of the jokes I remember a friend telling me when I was a kid.

So there's this guy who can never say anything right.

He goes to the pet store with the intention of buying a Cocker Spaniel, but when he walks up to the store clerk, he says "Do you have a cock for sale?"

The woman says, "I'm sure you mean a Cocker Spaniel sir." And she hands him a ...

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