If you play a Windows Vista disc backwards, you can hear satanic chanting...
...what's worse, if you play it forwards, it installs Vista.
Why isn't there a Windows Vista car in NASCAR?
Because it keeps crashing.
Windows Vista
That is all.
A short guide to extreme BDSM
Some couples like what they have. Others want to experiment. This is a quick and simple (and dirty) tutorial for some extreme [BDSM](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BDSM) play in a young couple's bedroom.
As far as special equipment goes... well, it'll become obvious as you read.
Step ze...
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