What's a carpenter's favorite dessert flavor?

Plumb Jamb

What's the tastiest part of a doorway?

The jamb.

Irishman Paddy wanted another drink

But Mick the pub owner said "ya had enough, go on home Paddy"
I am guessing your right Mick, and with that he spun around on his stool, focused his eyes on the door, got up and proceeded to fall face first on the floor.
"Oh, Saints be praised, I must be drunken than me thought. If I can just g...

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

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