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How am I the same as windows XP?

Cause I’m always crashing at your mom’s house.

What did Windows XP said in its end of support?

Hasta La Vista

(True story) I only use Windows XP

because I'm guaranteed not to get another Windows Update.

What was Steven Hawking’s last words?

<The windows xp log out sound >

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