Whistled Jokes - 8 Hilarious Whistled Jokes

I was walking with my girlfriend when a random guy whistled at her and said "nice ass". She was clearly annoyed and demanded I say something.

So I turned around and said: "Thank you I've been doing squats"

A pirate trained his pet whale to come when he whistled

One day, he heard a navy general whistle the same way

Furious, the pirate fired all cannons and blew their ship in half. In victory he yelled

Sank you!

The general yelled back

Your whale comes!

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An old man was relaxing at a nude beach with his hat over his crotch…

A young lady passing by whistled at him and said, “If you were a gentleman, you’d lift that hat!”

Old man: If you were pretty, it would lift itself!

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A prostitute standing outside a motel saw a very old man walking past.

She hadn't had a customer for a while so she whistled at him and said, "hey, would you like to have some fun with me?"

The old man said, "but I won't be able to"

The prostitute urged him "c'mon man.... give it a try... "

Old man agreed. They went in. The old man whipped out his ...

After tennis, I came across 2 dogs fighting in the park

so I whistled and threw a tennis ball into the brush. They immediately stopped fighting and chased after the ball. Minutes later they returned, but didn't have my ball.

So I gave them a no ball peace prize

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Me: My wife and I are now sleeping in different rooms.

Friend: What do you do if you want sex?

Me: I whistle.

Friend: What if your wife wants sex?

Me: She comes to my door and asks me if I whistled.

Unconditional love

Repost due to incomplete joke, if anyone wants to trim it or change it for the better feel free:
I was watching Jimmy Kimmel and discussing where to go for lunch with my girlfriend when the topic of “unconditional love” was brought up. I nodded and told her “…of course I love you and you love...

The Whistler.

One day in a well known university, a senior professor started his class on a very serious topic. The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the students whistled. He turned, looked at the class and asked the whistler's name ............. As usual and as expected no one answered.

The...

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