Buzzer Jokes

She calls her son once she is moved in and is gushing about what a nice place she has and invites him to come see it.

Of course he agrees so she starts giving him directions on how to get there.

"Once you park, head straight through the courtyard and you'll see a buzzer for the apartm... read more

A guy gets a job at a practical joke store.

To help him learn the ropes, the proprietor has him spend the first week just sorting through all the different practical jokes they sell, learning what they do and making sure everything's correctly labelled and organised. And what a variety! They'... read more

The goal was to develop a non-prescription drug that provided perfectly smooth, calming relaxation with just one pill. On the first day of trials, the lab assistant realized they had forgotten to pick up the sugar pills that were needed for the placebo. The lead researcher was furious! Most stores i... read more

But the receptionist at the front dest said that the lodge was over booked, and the friends have to share a room.

After walking in they notice that there’s only one bed. They decide to go to bed early and set their alarms for 6:30am.

The buzzer sounds and they awake. The one on the lef... read more

Q: What doesn't fit in your butt, and doesn't buzz?
A: A Russian butt buzzer.

Three scientists were discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant's butt and force fed it for 2 weeks.
Because the experiment had never been documented and the idea was hard to comprehend, they decided to have a go.
A week in, they began to realize WHY the idea had never ... read more

Bob and Joe, old friends who haven’t seen each other in years, meet unexpectedly.

“Joe!” says Bob.

“Bob!” says Joe, “How are ya? It’s been years!”

“It sure has!” says Bob, “But listen, I’m in a rush right now. Why don’t you come to my place tomorrow and we’ll catch up?”
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My mother was giving me directions to her new apartment over the phone.

Mother: "So it's the fourth building on the left side of the block. Push the buzzer with your elbow, and I'll buzz you in. The stairs are on your left, go up to the third floor, and my room is the second on the right. Rin... read more