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Weekdays Jokes

My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.”

I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Some days I don't feel like getting up and going to work...

I call those weekdays.

Everyone hates Mondays and Tuesdays

Even the weekdays go WTF

An English lady, while vacationing in Switzerland, fell in love with a small town and the surrounding countryside.

She asked the pastor of a local church if he knew of any houses with rooms to rent that were close to town, but out in the country. The pastor kindly drove her out to see a house with a room to rent. She loved the house and decided to rent the room. Then, the lady returned to her home in England to ...

A Heartwarming Story

One Sunday, George's wife went out to buy grocery and left him and their 3-year old daughter Bonnie at home. Bonnie was playing with her teacup party set while George was reading the morning paper.

While reading, George felt a gentle tap on her knees. When he set down the newspaper, Bonnie wa...
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