Boss: How is it that you are always sick on weekdays?

Me: It’s my weekend immune system.

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays.

There was an Irish girl who spent her weekdays sowing her wild oats...

...and went to mass on Sundays praying for a crop failure.

An English lady, while vacationing in Switzerland, fell in love with a small town and the surrounding countryside.

She asked the pastor of a local church if he knew of any houses with rooms to rent that were close to town, but out in the country. The pastor kindly drove her out to see a house with a room to rent. She loved the house and decided to rent the room. Then, the lady returned to her home in England to ...

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Berman lives in Alabama and works a new construction job on weekdays.

On Monday he calls in and says, “I can’t come in today. I’m sick.”

He works the rest of the week, but the following Monday he calls in again and says, “I can’t come in today. I’m sick.”

The boss asks the foreman about him, and the foreman says, “He’s great. He does the work of two men....

I like my weekdays like Marx likes his societies.

Classless.

Some days I don't feel like getting up and going to work...

I call those weekdays.

A Heartwarming Story

One Sunday, George's wife went out to buy grocery and left him and their 3-year old daughter Bonnie at home. Bonnie was playing with her teacup party set while George was reading the morning paper.

While reading, George felt a gentle tap on her knees. When he set down the newspaper, Bonnie wa...

Everyone hates Mondays and Tuesdays

Even the weekdays go WTF

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The Lodger

Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their terrace house.

After a few days, a young attractive woman applied for the room and explained that she was a model working in a near-by city center studio for a few week...

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