If I were to invade Djibouti...

Do you think Greece would help? [read out loud]

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What’s the capital of Djibouti?

Dijibutthole

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Do you know where Djibouti is?

behind Djipenis

Where is Djibouti?

In between Djilegs and Djiback

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An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian.....

.... an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Camer...

Travel plans around Africa

I told my wife: I wanna end up and stay in Djibouti the longest, she said it's not my favorite but I'll get the lube.

The anti-phonetic alphabet

I've been making a list for months of words that can be used to deliberately confuse people over the phone when phonetically reading out letters. Some letters like L are tough so I just added funny words to say.

A - aisle

B - bdellium

C - czar

D - Djibouti, Django, djemb...

I wanna put the "D" in...

Djibouti

As a philosopher I believe in the infinite universes theory

So there’s a universe where I didn’t commit 3 dozen war crimes against the children of Djibouti

What did the colonial powers say to the Horn of Africa?

'I'm coming for Djibouti'

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Did you hear about that guy, Richard, who went to Africa?

He was a real Dick in Djibouti.

What happens when there is an earthquake in Africa?

Djibouti shakes!

Girl, do you support the industrial mining of mountaintops?

Cuz I'm tryna get in Djibouti

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