If I were to invade Djibouti...

Do you think Greece would help? [read out loud]

Where is Djibouti?

In between Djilegs and Djiback

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An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian...

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, ...

Travel plans around Africa

I told my wife: I wanna end up and stay in Djibouti the longest, she said it's not my favorite but I'll get the lube.

As a philosopher I believe in the infinite universes theory

So there’s a universe where I didn’t commit 3 dozen war crimes against the children of Djibouti

What did the colonial powers say to the Horn of Africa?

'I'm coming for Djibouti'

I wanna put the "D" in...

Djibouti

The anti-phonetic alphabet

I've been making a list for months of words that can be used to deliberately confuse people over the phone when phonetically reading out letters. Some letters like L are tough so I just added funny words to say.

A - aisle

B - bdellium

C - czar

D - Djibouti, Django, djemb...

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Did you hear about that guy, Richard, who went to Africa?

He was a real Dick in Djibouti.

What happens when there is an earthquake in Africa?

Djibouti shakes!

Hey girl are you africa?

Because Djibouti is making me crazy

Girl, do you support the industrial mining of mountaintops?

Cuz I'm tryna get in Djibouti

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