I knew two dudes that died in a waterskiing accident.
They shared a wake.
What do you call a paraplegic riding on some waterskis?
Skip
Whaddaya call a guy with no arms & legs trying to waterski?
Skip.
Why don't the Amish waterski?
The horses would drown.
Ba-dum TISH
My husband was waterskiing when he fell into the river.
My husband was waterskiing when he fell into the river. As the boat circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds. My husband put his hands in the air and joked, “Don’t shoot!”
The hunter responded, “Don’t quack.”
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Blond joke
Why don’t blonds waterski?????
Because every time their pussy gets wet they fall flat on their back
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