The coach grimaced as he watched his young ice hockey team. At one point during the game, he called one of his 7-year-old players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded affirmatively...
"Do you understand that what matters is not whether we win or lose, but how we play together as a team?"
The little boy nodded once more.
"So..." the coach continued. "I'm sure you know that when a penalty is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the referee, or call him a pecker-...
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A man is playing in his cricket league's final, and is just about to bowl when he notices a funeral procession walking past.
He immediately stops, takes off his cap, and bows his head until they pass.
"That was real sportsmanship you showed there." the Umpire tells him at the end of the match.
"Well it was the least I could do," replies the man. "It was my wife's funeral."
Obama, Trump, and Bush were tossing around a football
On one pass, Trump throws the ball too far and it gets punctured on top of the White House fence.
Bush and Obama yell at Trump, saying he always manages to lose or destroy the football.
After a few minutes of angry stares, a Secret Service agent goes to Trump. He gives him another foo...
You are playing in a golf tournament and to your astonishment you are actually winning as you reach the 18th hole. With a one stroke lead over your final opponent, who also happens to be playing the final hole with you, you step up to the tee and hit a perfect 300 yard shot dead center fairway. Your...