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Toboggan Jokes

My father passed this morning. In his honor, I present his favorite joke: why do polish people have ski at the end of their names?

Because they can't spell toboggan. - Stanley G. Kapuscinski

Edit: thanks so much for the kind words and thoughts and prayers. Thanks so much for your equally awful jokes.

To a lesser but still significant extent, thanks for the awards.

I ate a toboggan because I was hungry

Needless to say my parents did not let it slide

Why do Polish names end in "ski"?

Because they can't spell 'toboggan'.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan
(This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Sure you're just sledding now

But sledding is a gateway to other things.
Soon you'll be tobogganing.
And snow-tubing.
And snowboarding.
And skiing.

It's a slippery slope.

Sled prices are too damn high

but you can find a good deal if you're willing toboggan.

Why is Arnold Schwarzenegger such a good sled salesman?

Because he knows how toboggan.

Did you hear about the guy from boston trying to get a deal on a sled?

He had toboggan

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