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Waterskiing Jokes

I knew two dudes that died in a waterskiing accident.

They shared a wake.

My husband was waterskiing when he fell into the river.

My husband was waterskiing when he fell into the river. As the boat circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds. My husband put his hands in the air and joked, “Don’t shoot!”

The hunter responded, “Don’t quack.”

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