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A fat man passes by a brothel..

... When he sees an advertisement sign stating "New weight loss program, free trial!". Interested in what it might be he enters. A beautiful nice receptionist welcomes him, when asked about the program she replies "In order to get started you've got to enter room one. It's a three day program, toda...

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I once met a homeless man

... And we had a small conversation. He said: "Every time there's a public marathon, I participate."

I replied: "Wow. You seem like a very active and sportive man despite being homeless."

He instantly said: "Nah, I just walk the whole race to get free water bottles."

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