TIL that Jules Verne did not write Twenty Thousand Leagues under the Sea
He wrote at a desk like a sensible person would.
Unfortunately, Verne Troyer passed away at 49, which is pretty young.
But let’s be honest, he pretty much always had a short life
Edit; we loved ya, rest in peace bud
Verne Troyer was pick-pocketed on a recent trip to New York.
I can't believe someone would stoop that low.
What's got four legs and covered in dust?
Verne Troyers high chair.
Two Drunk Farmers
Two drunk farmers are helping each other home late one night, staggering down the railroad tracks. After about half a mile, Vern declares with some annoyance, "Shoot, this sure is a long staircase!" At that Chet slurs back, "Well, it ain't the stairs that're botherin' me so much as these stink'in...
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