There once was a scientist who helped produce many fantastic and otherworldly varieties of sodapop.

Sadly, he was only paid a flat rate, as he had no degree in fizzics.

You probably know how most cheese is produced, and the steps taken to make the different varieties of cheese,

but did you know Edam is made backwards?

Buying Flowers

A man went to the local market to buy flowers for his wife. Another man was already standing there looking at flowers and contemplating the prices and varieties.

The first man could tell the man already standing there was feeling uncomfortable standing in front of flowers. So the first man...

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Robin Hucking

I once knew a guy named Robin. Robin Hucking. Yes, Robin. He hated his name. Everyone called him Hucking, or Huck.



Great guy. Best friend I ever had. Right up to the day he died.



Hucking did have one problem. He was a high rise construction worker with a bad case of acr...

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Quite the Pickle

When my grandmother died, as an only child my father had to clean out her place. When he came upon her recipe box, he sat on the floor and went through them slowly. Many had been handed down to her from her mother, my great-grandmother. One by one, he closed his eyes and remembered the simple joy of...

What do you call cheese that ain't yours?

"Camembert", typically. It can be very difficult to budget for the expensive varieties

I called the pet store to ask if they sell exotic cats.

"Yes" he said. "Serval Varieties"

^I ^better ^see ^some ^horrible ^retaliatory ^puns ^in ^the ^comments

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3 Guys go to hell...

...and are greeted by a charming looking gentleman at the gate. "Greetings," the man says "I'm Satan, welcome to hell!" to which the 3 men begin to back away in fear, but Satan approached them gently "Now now fellas, there's nothing to be scared of! I'm quite the reasonable guy! Come on I'll give yo...

What does a sandwich shop and an adult film casting agency have in common?

Both offer 6 and 12 inches in many varieties.

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