I haven't chosen what to name my brand of reusable condoms
but the slogan will be "please come again."
Tesla briefly investigated reusable bio engines made from plants. Wooden car body, wooden wheels and a wooden engine.
It wooden go.
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Did you hear about the reusable condoms?
When you're done, turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of them.
So Trader Joe's has a new policy wear you cant bring in bags anymore...
I was walking into Trader Joe's with my reusable bags as an elderly couple was walking out. Elder Man: You cant go in with those bags Me: What? EM: You cant go in with those old bags Me: What are you talking about? EM: Its the new policy you cant bring in old bags anymore Me: That...
Recycling in the UK is getting very serious...
Even our immigrants are being shipped in reusable containers.
I was victim of mugging once
I had walked down to the grocery store to get a few ingredients for pot roast. I already had the meat in the fridge at home so I really just needed the vegetables. I picked out some onions, carrots, and some potatoes. After paying, I started walking back to my apartment. Some mean looking guy po...
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlight
Submarine screen door
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart board
A dictionary index
Pedal powered wheel chair
Water proof tea bags