Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken t...
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My history teacher told us that if a nuclear bomb was closely approaching, being flexible would be very helpful.
It's so that you can bend your body and kiss your ass goodbye.
The misunderstanding (joke)
One day, a man from America who has recently moved to Britain, is meeting with an employer. The employer says “ hi, it’s nice to meet you! So what did you do for a living in America?”. The man replies “oh,I was a baker”, but because of the different accents, the employer heard “ oh, I was a banker “...
What disease sounds like it is helpful but it really isn't?