I'm currently dating a utilitarian.

She knows that I'd rather not, but she insists we date anyway.

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"I've become a utilitarian," I told my wife.

"What the fuck does that mean?" she asked.

Then I pushed forward the divorce papers.

How many Utilitarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

It depends on the situation.

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Japanese Toilet

I'm from the UK. My best mate from uni moved to Japan a few years ago for work, he's settled down there and married a nice Japanese girl. Whenever he's been back over, he's always invited me to come and visit them, and this year I finally had the chance.

The flight over was great, the ride fr...

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