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Two Urologists were discussing the results of a scan...

"These images look very similar, but if you you look closely you can see there's a vas deferens."

What did the group of urologists name their band?

I See Pee.

4 out of 5 urologists...

...smell their apple juice before they drink it.

What is a urologists favourite rap group?

ICP

Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one

Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

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[NSFW] A man sees a urologist due to an abnormal growth in his groin area.

Urologist: "It looks like, you've got a third testicle growing!"

Man: "Oh.. erm... it isn't that bad, right?"

Urologist: "Having a third testicle might have ill side-effects in your health and your sexual ..."

Man (interrupting): "Okay, allright. What can we do?"

Urolo...

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I understand many men avoid female urologists because they fear the embarrassment in case they get a boner.

But (whispering) wouldn't this be even more embarrassing with a male one?

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The scientific experiment

Three international urologists were arguing amongst themselves as to why the head of a manโ€™s penis is larger in circumference than the shaft.

At the end, they decided to go back to their respective countries and perform sexual scientific experimentation, and then share their written conclusi...

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The nation's top medical experts were asked today if it was time to ease the COVID restrictions.

Allergists were in favour of scratching it.

Dermatologists advised not to make any rash decisions.

Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.

Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.

Obstetricians thought the government was labouring under a misconcept...

Why did the chubby kidney doctor go to the weather convention?

He heard they were looking for meaty urologists.

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