What did the group of urologists name their band?

I See Pee.

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The nation's top medical experts were asked today if it was time to ease the COVID restrictions.

Allergists were in favour of scratching it.

Dermatologists advised not to make any rash decisions.

Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.

Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.

Obstetricians thought the government was labouring under a misconcept...

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[NSFW] A man sees a urologist due to an abnormal growth in his groin area.

Urologist: "It looks like, you've got a third testicle growing!"

Man: "Oh.. erm... it isn't that bad, right?"

Urologist: "Having a third testicle might have ill side-effects in your health and your sexual ..."

Man (interrupting): "Okay, allright. What can we do?"

Urolo...

What is a urologists favourite rap group?

ICP

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I understand many men avoid female urologists because they fear the embarrassment in case they get a boner.

But (whispering) wouldn't this be even more embarrassing with a male one?

4 out of 5 urologists...

...smell their apple juice before they drink it.

Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one

Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

Why did the chubby kidney doctor go to the weather convention?

He heard they were looking for meaty urologists.

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