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Tv Channel Jokes

What is Beetlejuice's favorite TV Channel?

It's Showtime!

The Soviet Union had two TV channels

One was propaganda,

and the other was a KGB agent telling you to turn back to the propaganda

What is Mia Khalifa's favorite tv channel?

BBC News

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An interview with an old man .

An 80 years old man had an interview with the local TV channel and they told him : old man can you tell us about a happy memory from your youth ?

Old man : one time my donkey got lost and all the village went out to search for and when we found it we were so happy we all fucked it .

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Apparently North Korea only has 3 tv channels...

Kim Jong Un, Kim Jong Deux and Kim Jong Trois

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Tribal Experiment!

A blonde couple was watching a documentary on the TV Channel about an African tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When a male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and a weight is attached to the other end. After a while, the weight stretches the length of the penis to...

want to change the world?

If you want to change the world, do it while you're single. Once you're married, you can't even change the TV Channel !

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A fat man is watching television

He is desperate about his weight situation, all of the sudden he sees an advertisement about losing weight on a tv channel, the woman on the tv shows 3 lose weight secrets that can be deliver to your house but without knowing what the actual product is, she also mentions to be aware of the third on...

Artificial Intelligence is really taking over our jobs, man.

Just today, I asked Siri to change the tv channel, and it ended up calling my mother.


Siri has now replaced my partially deaf grandma.

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My roommate and I were watching TV last night..

And because we have shitty Comcast, I had to print out a list of the channels that we DO get. Because they're not in order and you don't know that you get a channel until you decide you want to watch the show on it.

Anyway, I said to her sarcastically, "Oh look we get the CatholicTV channel!...

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