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Espn Jokes

They thought ESPN was very good in Spanish speaking countries

So now they just call it EsBein.

Due to lack of professional sports, ESPN televised the World Origami Championships.

It was paper view.

What is Donald trumps favorite ESPN Channel?

ESPN Deportes

ESPN literally hired a potato for one of its broadcasts

When asked why they responded that they needed a common tater.

For some reason CBS wouldn't let me stream the super bowl. I had to switch to the ESPN spanish simulcast.

It worked out because BRADY-GRONKOWSKI-GOALLLLLLLLL!!!!! is the same in every language.

The best part about Ray Lewis being on ESPN is..

I can hear a guy with six kids by four different women lecture me about commitment & dedication.

They say live fast, die young

But ESPN keeps rejecting my pilot episode of Baby Formula 1 Racing

Two dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter.

My dog is so smart,” says the first owner, that every morning he goes to the store and buys me a sesame seed bagel with chive cream cheese, stops off at Starbucks and picks me up a mocha latte, and then comes home and turns on ESPN, all before I get out of bed.

I know, says the second owner.<...

What do you call 100 people crying?

ESPN.

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A bodybuilder marries a pretty woman.

"All right, there are going to be some rules in my house. I want the toilet seat to always be up, the TV always on ESPN, and if I'm not going out with my friends, I want a good, hot meal by six o'clock."
"Ok," replied his wife. "But just know that every day at seven there will be sex in this hous...

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NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars

Early pictures show no sign of ESPN, beer, or porn. This should be sufficient proof that men aren't from Mars.

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