Turn Down Jokes - 15 Hilarious Turn Down Jokes

Why did a blonde turn down a promotion

She didn't wan't to break the glass ceiling

Why did Dracula turn down the job at the mirror factory?

He just couldn't see himself doing the job

I've just had to turn down a really good job offer, driving thirty world-famous circus clowns around on a UK tour next month.

I don't have a car small enough.

Why did Rita turn down a guy who asked her out?

He said "Will you go out with me........ **Señorita**?"

Why did the vegetarian turn down the job at the green grocers?

The celery was unacceptable!

How does electrician turn down services

He refuses it.

A Sergeant this morning told me "if I turn down the shot I'll get kicked out of the Army."

Me: yeah, but If you get the shot you'll be stuck in the Army...

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Why did the caterer turn down the prostitute?

He didn't like the spread

Kevin spacey got turn down to play Santa.

Apparently they didn’t trust him with the naughty list.

My next door neighbors are fortune tellers. They told me to turn down my television.

I told them I would find a “happy medium.”

Why did the teddy bear turn down a slice of cake

Because it was stuffed

What do you get when you turn down a cheap shot of whiskey from Conor McGregor?

A cheap shot anyway

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh?

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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I've recently found this incredibly difficult mobile game, that involves matching things. I wish I could turn down the difficulty setting.

Whatever this "Tinder" thing is, it's kicking my ass.

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