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Why did a blonde turn down a promotion

She didn't wan't to break the glass ceiling

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Why did Dracula turn down the job at the mirror factory?

He just couldn't see himself doing the job

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I've just had to turn down a really good job offer, driving thirty world-famous circus clowns around on a UK tour next month.

I don't have a car small enough.

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Why did Rita turn down a guy who asked her out?

He said "Will you go out with me........ **Señorita**?"

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Why did the vegetarian turn down the job at the green grocers?

The celery was unacceptable!

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How does electrician turn down services

He refuses it.

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A Sergeant this morning told me "if I turn down the shot I'll get kicked out of the Army."

Me: yeah, but If you get the shot you'll be stuck in the Army...

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Why did the caterer turn down the prostitute?

He didn't like the spread

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Kevin spacey got turn down to play Santa.

Apparently they didn’t trust him with the naughty list.

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My next door neighbors are fortune tellers. They told me to turn down my television.

I told them I would find a “happy medium.”

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Why did the teddy bear turn down a slice of cake

Because it was stuffed

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What do you get when you turn down a cheap shot of whiskey from Conor McGregor?

A cheap shot anyway

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh?

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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I've recently found this incredibly difficult mobile game, that involves matching things. I wish I could turn down the difficulty setting.

Whatever this "Tinder" thing is, it's kicking my ass.

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