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Why did the vet turn away the injured sea animal?

Do not accept if seal is broken.

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A shark is teaching his kid how to eat humans

and he says "look son, first you swim full force at the human but at the last second, you turn away. Then you swim at him full force again, but again at the last second you swim away. Then you can go back and eat the human."

The son looks confused and asks, "But dad, why can't we just go ...

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.
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