I once had a job at a burlesque club helping the girls in and out of their costumes for $100 a week.
I know it's not much but it's all I could afford.
I'm so fat, that when I went through airport security they didn't strip search me...
They burlesque searched me.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
If you have the time, here is Norm Macdonald's moth joke as presented in his book, "Based on a True Story".
A moth goes into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist says. What's the problem?
The moth says, where do I begin with my problems? Every day I go to work for Gregory Vasilovich, and all day long I toil. But what is my work? I am a bureaucrat, and so every day I joylessly move papers from one ...
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.