Well his closest advisors say he needs this like he needs a hole in the head....
Timbuktu (NSFW)
Two best friends, Dave and Tim, died in a car accident and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the gate and said "sorry, there's only room for one of you." The two friends were unsure on how to proceed, so St. Peter made them an offer.
"I will give you both one word and who ever makes up the bes...
What do you call a fixer-upper with a baseball hat?
Handy-capped.
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Pussy Willows
Two old friends hadn’t seen each other in years, because they lived so far away from each other. So they decided to meet in the middle, and take a weekend getaway golf trip.
They hit up a course tucked high up in the rockies, in a valley surrounded by white capped mountains. It was truly som...
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