Doubles Jokes - 17 Hilarious Doubles Jokes

Chuck Norris admitted to using stunt doubles in his films

But only for the crying parts

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What do you call a morgue that doubles as a porn set?

A creamatorium.

I have a watch that doubles as a defibrillator.

It's time to save lives.

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Moore’s law states that the density of transistors doubles every two years.

This is usually done by making them smaller.

Therefore, less is Moore’s

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What do you call a lube that doubles as a laxative?

Easy Come, Easy Go

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What do you call food from a brothel that doubles as a restaurant?

Ho-made

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A hunter shoots a deer and is pulling it back to his truck

A hunter shoots a deer and is pulling it back to his truck

A farmer passes by and says, "Hey you shot that deer on my property. That makes that deer mine."
The hunter says, "No way, I tracked it, I shot it, it's mine."
The farmer says, "Ok Ok...we'll settle this the old way."
"The ol...

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The local morgue doubles up as a comedy club at night.

Tomorrow is open Mike night.

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How many doubles does Kim Jong-un has?

None, there is not enough food in North Korea for second Kim Jong-un.

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Can a ninja make doubles of himself?

shuriken

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Did you hear about the Vietnamese brothers who became table tennis doubles champions?

It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.

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What’s the best thing about going to a veterinarian that doubles as a taxidermist?

Either way, you get your dog back

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Nice joke that doubles as a haiku.

I went to a zoo.

There was just one dog on show.

It was a shih tzu.

EDIT:
A lot of people are complaining that it's not a haiku. I read shih tzu as 1 syllable, so my mistake. Sorry for the misleading title!

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A man with 3 girlfriends is trying to figure out which one of them to marry.

There was a man who had 3 girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each 1 $5000 and see how each of them spent it.

The first 1 went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the m...

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A doctor and his wife were playing golf at the local country club.

While on the 1st tee, his wife drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor was amazed and exclaimed, "Wow! I've never seen you hit the ball this well before!" His wife replied, "Well, I took lessons."

A couple of days later, the doctor and his wife were on the tennis cour...

An Iraqi official calls all of his 8 Saddam's doubles...

He says, i have good news, and bad news. The good is that Saddam is alive, the bad is that he lost an arm.

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A young man walks into a bar and orders 3 doubles of cheap vodka and downs them immediately

“What are you celebrating?” Asks the bartender
“My first blowjob”
“Congratulations! How about another on the house?” Offers the excited bartender
“No thanks, if three won’t get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will.”

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