What do you call a lube that doubles as a laxative?
Easy Come, Easy Go
Moore’s law states that the density of transistors doubles every two years.
This is usually done by making them smaller.
Therefore, less is Moore’s
What’s the best thing about going to a veterinarian that doubles as a taxidermist?
Either way, you get your dog back
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There was a man who had 3 girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it.
The first 1 went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much." The 2nd one went out and bought new golf clubs, a Dvd player, a televis...
The local morgue doubles up as a comedy club at night.
Tomorrow is open Mike night.
The lion was a an avid golf player
One day, he was randomly paired up with another cat. This cat was something else. Every time he'd tee off, zoom! He'd go running down the fairway, often beating the ball down the hole.
Not only was he fast as but he was good, really good. Every shot landed in the fairway, or even on the gr...
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club and she
Drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor said Wow I have never seen you play this well before! Marie says, I took lessons.
A couple of days later on the tennis court in mixed doubles, she smashes her serves and never misses a point. The doctor said Wow I have never seen...
How many doubles does Kim Jong-un has?
None, there is not enough food in North Korea for second Kim Jong-un.
Once a month my wife doubles over in pain and screams dramatically when she thinks she's ovulating
Personally I think she's ovary-acting.