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What do you call a morgue that doubles as a porn set?

A creamatorium.

What do you call food from a brothel that doubles as a restaurant?

Ho-made

What do you call a lube that doubles as a laxative?

Easy Come, Easy Go

Did you hear about the Vietnamese brothers who became table tennis doubles champions?

It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.

Moore’s law states that the density of transistors doubles every two years.

This is usually done by making them smaller.

Therefore, less is Moore’s

What’s the best thing about going to a veterinarian that doubles as a taxidermist?

Either way, you get your dog back

The local morgue doubles up as a comedy club at night.

Tomorrow is open Mike night.

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Imagine telling someone you're bisexual.

Pessimist: That doubles the number of people who are going to reject you.

Optimist: That doubles the number of people you can date.

Realist: 2 times 0 is still 0.

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There was a man who had 3 girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it.

The first 1 went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."
The 2nd one went out and bought new golf clubs, a Dvd player, a televis...

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