A Gynecologist is tired of dealing with Insurance companies and decides to become an auto mechanic. He studies hard, and for the final, he needs to diagnose and rebuild an engine. He need an 80 to pass an become a certified Mechanic.
He takes test, and waits for his score.
A gynecologist is driving along one day...
...when his car starts spluttering. He takes it to a nearby mechanic who proceeds to spend 15 minutes under the hood finds and fixes the problem and proceeds to declare that the car is good to go. After receiving the bill the gynecologist is appalled, the mechanic makes far far far more money that h...
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Conversation with a mechanic
Mechanic: you used subpar fuel which corroded your intake injectors and manifold
Me: Uhh, English bro
Mechanic: low quality gas damaged your engine
Me: dumb it down for me kemosabe
Mechanic : Bad go-go juice made your vroom vroom machine all fucky
Me : oh fuck
Men's Helpline for Women
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV. My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He wa...