Mechanic: you used subpar fuel which corroded your intake injectors and manifold
Me: Uhh, English bro
Mechanic: low quality gas damaged your engine
Me: dumb it down for me kemosabe
Mechanic : Bad go-go juice made your vroom vroom machine all fucky
Me : oh fuck
Men's Helpline for Women
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV. My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He wa...