Peloton has announced a recall of all their treadmills...

... leaving their users scrambling to find something else to talk about all day.

My girlfriend dumped me while I was lying down on a treadmill

She said "This isn't working out"

A mental health facility offers supervised hobbies for its patients.

They have access to painting, exercise, a small library, cooking, all sorts of stuff.

When they paint, they are often instructed to paint their mood, or something they would like to see or do when they are released. Some paint melancholy things, dark with depressive imagery and muted colors. ...

A man is thinking about joining a gym.

He really just wants to work on his boxing skills. The gym rep gives him the grand tour. "Here are the raquetball courts which get quite busy" the rep says "and over there is the raquetball line". "That's nice" the man says "but I'm mostly interested in the boxing facilities".

The rep contin...

If the Zombie apocalypse ever happens...

If the zombie apocalypse ever happens, I'm just going to surround my house with outward facing treadmills.

I should be fine.

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