I decided to go out horse riding one afternoon on a horse I hadn’t rode before....
I wasn’t sure if the horse was ready for a rider just yet, so I slowly approached him, all the while talking gentle to the horse like I have always done when dealing with newer horses. I kept saying “easy boy” and I slowly reached out to pet him. The horse nervously kept its eyes on me, but he final...
A female crab sees a male crab walking in a straight line
Amazed by the crab's rare gait, she is smitten.
She asks him to marry her, and he happily agrees.
The next day, she notices that he is walking normally in a zigzag pattern.
She is shocked. She asks him why he is walking in this manner now.
He replies, "Baby, I can't be th...
The Angry Vet.
Dr. Ray was about to lock up with he saw an old pick up truck pull into the parking lot. Being a nice vet Dr. Ray waited on the old man to get out of the truck. He started walking up to Dr. Ray's door in that old slow gait, complete with straw hat and overalls.
Dr. Ray sighed as the door open...
Why did saint peter call a podiatrist?
Because something was wrong with heavens gait
Jesus was set in charge of pearly gates of St. Peter for a few minutes.
One day Jesus was walking by the pearly gates when St Peter asked him to watch the gates for a few minutes.
Jesus agrees and in a few minutes he sees an old old man approach.
The old man walked very slowly, had a halting gait, long white hair and a beard. When Jesus asked if he could ...
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You're going to need more of that confidence now.
A rich CEO flies his private jet across the country to get an appointment with the best gynecologist in the business.
"Doctor," he says, "I'm not happy with the state of my sex life, and I want to you to castrate me today."
The doctor is shocked and asks, "Oh my... Okay, have you thoug...