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Transitioned Jokes

I had a friend who was assigned male at birth, but fully transitioned to female later in life…

I know people will argue about how courageous that was,
But I know that surgery took balls.

My girlfriend and I just transitioned to a long distance relationship

Or as she likes to call it, a “restraining order”

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My favorite burn I've gotten for being trans

I was born female and transitioned to male. Early on in my transition, my gf and I were playing a video game, and I called her a noob when she died.

Her: Yeah okay Pinocchio.

Me: Pinocchio?

Her: You know... "I want to be a real boy!"

Edit: thanks for all the support and a...

Why do Americans still use imperial measurement system where almost the entire world has transitioned to metric?

Not necessarily, they've been using 9mm at schools.

I just did an MCU marathon with my mom's sister who recently transitioned.

His favorite movie was Ant-Man.

I know a woman who transitioned into a man...

She got arrested for male fraud.

What do you call a juice box’s daughter who’s transitioned to a male?

CapriSon.

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I'm hoping for a peaceful transition of power if Trump looses.

Just like Germany did in April 30, 1945.

I heard Venezuelan currency has inflated so much they are weighing it instead of counting it.

Looks like they finally transitioned from bolivars to pounds.

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