The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”
I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.
The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty,...
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What did the tired TI-84 say to the integration formula?
Meh, I’ll calc you later.
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An Australian sergeant seconded to a US army base, for cultural integration.
An Australian sergeant got seconded to a US army base, for cultural integration.
When he arrived, most of the men were away sweeping a neighbouring region.
But a Security Patrol still guarding the base was out close by when it came under unexpected and intense attack.
All rem...
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Why don't they teach Calculus in the Deep South?
Because they don't like integration.
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New studies show that becoming a chef is the number one job for homeless people after re-integration into society...
Many cite their strong resumes as the key to their success considering they have a lot of experience pan handling.
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As an immigrant, I hear a lot of people telling me to integrate ...
But none are telling me what the limits the integrations are, or the what the parameters are, hell I don't even know which function to integrate.
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Why do Americans suck at calculus?
White people have never been good at integration.
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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?
Because everyone there hates integration.
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What do conservatives hate about mixed ethnicity math classes?
There's too much integration
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Why did the Klansmen fail calculus?
Because they hated integration so much.
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TIL several states in the South banned calculus from schools in the 1950's.
Apparently they opposed integration.
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Why is the KKK bad at math?
They don't believe in integration.
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Why can't Trump supporters ever get into higher levels of mathematics?
Cause they can't grasp the concept of integration.
(all credits to my friend if he reads it here but didn't post it himself!)
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Two mathematicians walk into a bar...
The first one laments that the average person knows very little about math. The second one disagrees, and they argue over this point for a while.
The first mathematician eventually gets up to use the restroom. While he’s away, the second mathematician calls the waitress over and tells her tha...
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Did you know that calculus was never taught in southern schools before the 1960s?
They didn't believe in integration.
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Why did Donald Trump fail his college math class?
He was uncomfortable with the concept of integration.
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My whole family bonded over math. Calculus was our religion. Except my grandfather...
...he was against integration.
Credit: Matthew Broussard
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Why are the southern states so bad at calculus?
Because they have trouble whenever they try integration.
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Did you know that people who dislike calculus are typically racists?
They hate integration.
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Two mathematicians are arguing at a restaurant.
"The state of mathematics in this country is terrible", insists the first mathematician. "It's a wonder how the average person even manages to get by in their day-to-day life."
The second mathematician says, "That's hardly true. Mathematics education is actually pretty good nowadays. People m...
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