That his when he had to take mattress in his own hands.
Does anyone know how to overcome shyness and blame shifting?
Asking for a friend
I'm inviting everyone reading this, to join me in a session to think about Stephen King's iconic shape-shifting clown.
Come to think of it.
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Buster the farting dog...
A guy was at his girlfriend’s parents’ house, meeting them for the first time. He was understandably nervous, especially because he was trying desperately to hold in his gas.
At one point, shifting in his seat, he accidentally let one slip and it reverberated quite loudly on the leather chai...
A farmer drove to a neighbour’s farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No, he went with Mom and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbl...
Two doctor friends are sitting and having a chat on a bench.
Across from them, they see a man hobbling and barely able to walk.
The first doctor says “Poor guy, looks like he suffered a devastating back injury. You can tell by his posture and the way he’s shifting his weight.”
The second doctor says “I disagree. I think it’s a hip injury, look ...
Why does the motorcycle get sad when shifting gears?
Because the clutch is depressed
A young woman was walking through the park late one night on her way home. Known to be a risky part of the neighbourhood, she feared the worst when a sinister looking man stopped her in her tracks. The man, while eyeing the handbag she had slung on her side, questioned, "where are you heading lady?"...
R stands for Racing
that's exactly what I thought too before shifting the gear on my car to R at 120 mph