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Tracksuit Jokes

How do Ukrainian snipers tell which Russians are the senior officers?

The number of stripes on their tracksuits.

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A kid in a tracksuit called to my door last night and said “Trick or treat”

“Its not Halloween till Tuesday. What are you even supposed to be?”

“I’m a ware wolf” he said with a cheeky grin.

“But you’re not even wearing a costume”

“Well it’s not a fucking full moon yet dickhead” he said before kicking me in the shins and running away laughing.
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How can online retailers hurt Russia?

Suspending delivery of Adidas Tracksuit.

How can you tell what rank a Russian military officer is?

The number of stripes on their tracksuit

I saw a Russian woman shouting at her husband

It's clear who wears the tracksuit bottoms in that relationship

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It's Halloween evening, and the door bell goes

I get up and answer the door expecting to see some cute kids dressed in appropriate outfits, you know witches, zombies etc etc. So I was quite unprepared for what I saw when I opened the door...a group of maybe 15 year olds just wearing their normal clothes. Tracksuits and baseball caps maybe 5 or 6...

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